i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
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