oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
be right there i have to get my cape
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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