I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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