I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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