we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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