They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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