: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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