Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Betty ford says i'm here all night
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Randomize
