Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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