Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
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