Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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