I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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