Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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