you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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