It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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