Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
