normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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