is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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