i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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