Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
