he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
This is the high leading the old right now
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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