Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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