Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I think people are normalizing furries
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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