So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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