He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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