Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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