Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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