Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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