This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
