Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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