so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
You need Xanax blowdarts
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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