oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Randomize
