I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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