id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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