i don't like sucking hair
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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