obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Randomize
