So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
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