his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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