i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
he's gonorrhea incarnate
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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