i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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