Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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