me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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