i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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