Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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