Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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