giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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