apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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