he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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