we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Do plants get herpes?
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