Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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